Q: Why is marriage not a word?
A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
"Yes," came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, "I've bought her a belt and a bag."
"That was very kind of you," Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought."
Tony smiled as he replied, "So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now."
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