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Big girls don't cry... They eat.
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I haven't spoken to the mother in law for 6 months now... apparently, it's rude to interrupt!
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has 74.45 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: communication, mother in law, time
Jeff Bezos has invested $42 million to build a huge 500-foot tall underground clock that ticks once per year for 10,000 years. He did this because he overheard his wife talking to a friend, he thought she said she wished he had a larger clock...
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has 74.45 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: business, friendship, money, time, wife
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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has 74.45 % from 663 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, ethnic, mexican, money
A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico. "Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box." His colleagues are disgusted by the lack of care taken in keeping the gloves sanitary. "That's not all," says the doctor. "You don't even want to know how they make their condoms!"
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has 74.44 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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has 74.43 % from 484 votes. More jokes about: asian, death, ethnic
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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has 74.43 % from 1008 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A lady who was speeding had an officer pulled her to the side of the road.   She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window. After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?" "Yes, I do, officer," she replied. "Well," asked the officer, "do you always do it up with it looped through your steering wheel?"
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, women
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
A wee guy was sitting at a bar staring at his drink for ages. Suddenly, a big biker came along, snatched his glass, guzzled down the contents and laughed, "Hah! So what you gonna do about that, little man?" "Nothing," sighed the little guy despondently. "You see, today has been the worst day of my life. This morning I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss was furious and so he sacked me. I cleared my desk, went to my car, only to discover that it wasn't there - somebody had stolen it. So I got a taxi home, but when it came to paying the driver I realised I'd forgotten my wallet. I then had to go into my house but I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about ending it all, you came along and drank my poison..."
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
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