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A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down. The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?" "I liked her." "Why did you raped the boy?" "I liked him." "Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?" "I'm afraid I'll like you…"
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has 74.40 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 74.39 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars."  "That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."
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has 74.39 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: war, wife, women
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 74.39 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, life
While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband's blue eyes stand out. "Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, customer service, death, work
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: “There are no fish in there”. So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there. So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her. “How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde. So the man cooly says “Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, fish, sport
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men, time
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: military
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity." The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: kids, lawyer, money, wife
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