Best jokes ever

Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
has 74.21 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
What did the Left Nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle he's a d*ck!...
has 74.21 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? A: They get their masters.
has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, school
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly. “Is everything okay, pal?”, the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month!”. Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?” “Yeah. But today is the last day”.
has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, drunk, men
Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers? 1. Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles. 2. Hunters always....shoot twice. 3. Hunters love what they shoot!
has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: hunting, love, women
Wife: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom all day. Husband: Well next time take the car then silly.
has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: car, husband, wife
Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, work
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate he decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it. Joe again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and Joe still has no luck. Once again, he prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Joe is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Joe, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."
has 74.20 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: money
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
has 74.20 % from 562 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people, winter
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