Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
boy: spell "me" girl: M-E boy: but you forgot the D girl: there's no D in me boy: not yet ;)
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."
Q: What's a man's definition of safe sex? A: When his wife's out of town.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
One Sunday morning,a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she's going to be sick. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church. The girl leaves and comes back after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up. "Yes," the girl says. "But I didn't have to go all the way "round the back. There was a box near the front door that said "For the Sick."