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When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 73.71 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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has 73.69 % from 979 votes. More jokes about: birthday, communication, dirty, lesbian, sex
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!
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has 73.68 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: history, school
"Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?" "Because I helped her."  "But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?" "I helped her eat her gummy bears."
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has 73.68 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, little Johnny
Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river? So she could have shade when she swam across!
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dad, money
I couldn't understand why it hurts a lot when you bite your tongue accidentally, but it doesn't hurt when you bite it intentionally, and what I couldn't understand most is why you're biting your tongue right now?!
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: life
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: men
My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, family
A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye hurts." The doctor says, "Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup."
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