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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
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has 73.48 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, phone, sex, time
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. "YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer. "Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."
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has 73.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: cop, drunk, god
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 73.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, life
Six nuns are washing themselves all together when the doorbell rings. One nun goes to the door and says 'who is it?' An elderly gentleman replies "It's the blind man from the village" so the nun shouts to the others, "don't worry it's just the blind man from the village, I'll let him in." She lets him in and goes "how can we help?" The gent replies "I'm just going to go measure your blinds, but nice tits"
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes? A: "Toes go in first."
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was standing at a bus stop. Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and kept staring at him hard. Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, "Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?" To this the old man replied, "Yeah,I f*cked a peahen once and I'm wondering if you are my son."
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: old people
"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money." "Why do you say that?" "Listen to this from his bill: 'For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $25'."
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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has 73.47 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: baby, Yo mama
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