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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death, stupid
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000." The client asked, "What? How's that possible?" The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."
has 74.71 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: cop, hospital, money
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
has 74.71 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
has 74.71 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."
has 74.69 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: car, school
What is it? Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but doesn’t use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Bush is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi’s. What is it? The answer is: "A Last Name..." You didn’t think I’d tell you a dirty joke, did you?
has 74.69 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, time
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
has 74.69 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How do you make four old ladies say "FUCK!"? A: Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!"
has 74.69 % from 615 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
has 74.66 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
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