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The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes on 5th November 1605.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do you call a Labrador that becomes a magician? A Labracadabrador!
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Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 73.56 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
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has 73.56 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Dog Property Laws 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway. 7. If it just looks like mine, its mine. 8. If I saw it first, its mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If its broken, its yours.
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has 73.54 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: animal
A guy rang up to air port and said: "Do you mind me please to ask how long is from New York to Sanfransico? The lady replied "A moment..." Then the guy said "Thank you" and ceased conversation.
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has 73.54 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, stupid, time, travel
Man decides to buy a pet, but does not know what he wants as a pet, so he goes to the pet shop in search of a pet. He sees cats in a cage dogs on another cage spiders, rabbits, frogs, birds, fish in aquariums and finally he sees a very colorful parrot in the corner of the store and he goes to the area where the parrot was and salesman asks him, "Are you interested in this parrot?" The man says, "Does he talk?" the salesman says, "If you pull his left leg he will say the our father and if you pull his right leg, he will say the hailmary!" The man says, "What will the parrot say if I pull both legs at the same time?" The parrot says, "I'll fall on my ass stupid!"
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
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