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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom – I'll show you how."
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has 73.40 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: college, graduation, management, stupid, work
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 73.40 % from 913 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!! What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? No, restart the router, please!
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has 73.39 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: IT, wife
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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has 73.38 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A good looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer, revealing that she does not shave her armpits. Meanwhile, a sloppy drunk on the other side of the bar signals the bartender, "Buy that ballerina over there a drink on me." The bartender replies, "What makes you think she's a ballerina?" "Because," answers the drunken man, "any chick that can lift her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina."
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has 73.37 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, disgusting, women
Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain. One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette. The other lady said, 'Hey, that's a good idea. What's that called?' The lady responded, 'It's a condom.' The other lady said, 'Where can you get one of those?' She said, 'Oh, just about any grocery of drug store.' So, the next day, the lady went to a local drug store, went up to the cashier, and said, 'I need to get some condoms.' The cashier looked at her puzzled (because of her age) and said, 'UH, what size?' The lady responded, 'Hmm, one that would fit a camel.'
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has 73.37 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: animal, drug, sex
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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has 73.37 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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has 73.36 % from 472 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!
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has 73.36 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: history, school
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.36 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
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