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Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
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To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
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You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
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Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
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Q: Would you burn your education certificate for 50 million us dollars? Me: I will burn my certificate, I will burn the school, the nearby schools and even the ministry of education I will also burn all the textbooks.
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