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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
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I can't wait for the day when I can drink wine with my kids instead of because of them.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, kids, time, wine
In the courtroom where I worked as a court reporter, a dentist was called as a witness. He took the oath a few feet from my desk, and I noticed his upraised arm was trembling, apparently from nervousness. After he finished, I couldn't resist saying softly, "Sit down, Doctor. This won't hurt a bit."
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, work
Did you hear about the new book about anti-gravity? I just can't seem to put it down.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, science
"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, school
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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has 73.43 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: geek, life, math, science
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
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has 73.42 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, women
Teacher: What makes you see? Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears. Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose? Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: school
*WINS AN OSCAR* Me: I'd like to thank my legs, for always supporting me; my arms, who are always by my side and lastly my fingers, I can always count on them.
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: life
On a men's bathroom wall, someone had hastily scrawled, "I slept with your mother." Underneath it, another person had written, "Go home dad, you're drunk."
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dad, drunk, kids
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