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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" The doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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A teacher:"John, I hope I won't see you're cheating." John:"Me either."
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: How are women and tornadoes alike? A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: mean, weather, women
The teacher asked Willy, "If you have seven cookies and Billy asks you for three, how many cookies have been left with you?" Willy immediately answered, "Seven!"
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How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it.
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Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
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Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
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has 73.50 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, phone, sex, time
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
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has 73.49 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving, stupid
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