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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 74.51 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy. Not long after, a friend sent me a picture of a bumper sticker on a truck at the Ford plant. It read - "We may be slow and lazy, but we build a damn good bomb!"
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has 74.51 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: military
A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches. "Hmm," said the madam. "I'm not sure. Try the first door on the right." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. "It's too big! Take it out!" So he went to the madam. "No, really. I need someone who can handle 16 inches." "Hmm," said the madam. "Try the last door." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and had the time of his life, surprised that there was no scream at all. In fact, he heard no sounds at all. Puzzled, he finished up and pulled out. "Talk to me, baby." "Moo."
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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 74.51 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
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has 74.50 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, marriage, sex, wife
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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has 74.49 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: asian, death, ethnic
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory. He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back. "Eggs," replies the old man, the man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away. Ten years later he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, "How?" The old man takes one look at his face and replies, "Scrambled."
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has 74.45 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: age, elephant, football, geography, memory
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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