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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks. "It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.". "What?" asks the priest, "what happened?". "You gave birth to a child!". "But that's impossible!" says the priest. "I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "It's a miracle! Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, "I am your mother, the archbishop is your father."
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has 74.45 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: baby, dating, doctor, kids, women
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.45 % from 865 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Death: It's your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...
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Teacher: “Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?” Johnny: “I don’t know.” Teacher: “Bark, Johnny, bark.” Johnny: “Bow, wow, wow!”
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has 74.44 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: school
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
If you majored in fine arts or philosophy, you have good reason to be worried. The only place you are now really qualified to get a job is in Ancient Greece.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: graduation, life, school, work
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore. They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink. After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid, time, women
Q: Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? A: So they can see the battlefield.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, war
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
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Q: What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? A: Bronchitis.
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