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Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers? A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
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has 72.91 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, gay, sex, sport
This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."
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has 72.91 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: car, death, dirty, money, wife
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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has 72.91 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Halloween, redneck, wife
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
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has 72.91 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: racist, redneck
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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has 72.89 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says, "Come again!" Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
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has 72.89 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, time
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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has 72.87 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 72.85 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!' The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
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has 72.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: food, lawyer
A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No honey, the dog is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage". The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat and said I should ask you". Her Dad said, "Bring Susie over here". He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear end with it and said, "Ok, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block". The little girl leaves and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Her Dad asks, "Where's Susie?" The girl replies, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block -and there's another dog pushing her home!
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has 72.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal
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