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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: insulting, memory, old people, Yo mama
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing. One hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says: "Hey, how the heck are you doing that?!" The first guy responds: "Oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk." "WOW!", exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!." So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below. The bartender looks over to the first man and says: "Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."
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has 72.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer, celebrity, drunk
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 72.47 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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has 72.46 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 72.45 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Do you know how to play gay poker? Queens are wild and straights don’t count.
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has 72.45 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: gay
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
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has 72.45 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, ethnic, phone, women
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
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has 72.45 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: racist
Three guys die and go to Hell. Satan asks the first guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" "He was a candle maker." So, Satan burns off the guy's d**k. Satan asks the second guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" "He was a rope maker." So, Satan rips off the guy's d**k with a rope. Satan asks the third guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" The guy smiles and says, "He made lollipops."
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has 72.45 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
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