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Three guys die and go to Hell. Satan asks the first guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" "He was a candle maker." So, Satan burns off the guy's d**k. Satan asks the second guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" "He was a rope maker." So, Satan rips off the guy's d**k with a rope. Satan asks the third guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" The guy smiles and says, "He made lollipops."
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has 72.45 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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has 72.45 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 72.45 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says, "Come again!" Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
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has 72.43 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, time
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, friendship, phone, sex
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: bar, lawyer, sex
1998: Don't get in the car with strangers. 2008: Don't meet people from the internet. 2018: Order yourself a stranger to get in the car with from the internet. (Uber)
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: IT, time
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
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has 72.39 % from 582 votes. More jokes about: sex
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