When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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