When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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