When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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