When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.