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Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.
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What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
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Q: What do women and airplanes have in common? A: They both have a cockpit.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."
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Q: Why was the wizard kicked out of school. A: Because he forgot how to spell.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, memory, school
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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