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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Customer: "Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?" Waiter: "I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller."
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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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