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Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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has 71.05 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation
Three men were caught for murder on same day. Very next day they were produced in the court. After hearing all the arguments the judge decided to declare the verdict after lunch. It happened to be his wife's birthday that day and he had promised to not give death penalty on her birthday to anyone. After lunch judge announced that all the three accused will receive 500 lashes. Since it's almost a death penalty all accused were asked for their last wish. First one thought as nothing can save him now, wishes for noth ing. He is lashed 500 times all over his body. He was bleeding all over gasping for final breath and conciousness. When second person was asked for his wish he thought for a moment and said, "I wish that 10 pillow is tied all over me." Well, 500 lashes was given but he laughed all over as pillow absorbed all the forces of lashes. Now, The third person was called and asked for his wish. He looked around. He saw first person facing his death and counting his last breath and second person laughing at first person calling him idiot. He took some time and with deep breath said,"Tie second person over me. "
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has 71.05 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, prison, time, wife
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
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has 71.05 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, mean, men, women
Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers? 1. Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles. 2. Hunters always....shoot twice. 3. Hunters love to...eat what they shoot!
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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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