Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!"
Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.