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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 71.07 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 71.07 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 71.06 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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has 71.05 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 71.05 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
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has 71.05 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, mean, men, women
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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