An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Customer: "Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?" Waiter: "I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller."
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.