Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Teen Girl to Friend: "For the prom, I'm renting a limo, spending $500 on a new dress and bringing in the best makeup artist in the state to do my hair."
Teacher who has overheard the conversation: "Wow, that's more than I spent for my wedding!"
Teen Girl: "Yeah, well you can get married three or four times, but a prom is a once in a lifetime experience."
What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
No ball room.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.