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The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. "Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?" "Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: horse, sport
What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
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Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows. "I'm getting a fax," he explains.
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection. Once, a man asked how much a record cost. My coworker quoted him the price, then added, "But there's a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records."
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: customer service, family, mean, money, music
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A: She missed the Earth.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dentist, kids
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