Teen Girl to Friend: "For the prom, I'm renting a limo, spending $500 on a new dress and bringing in the best makeup artist in the state to do my hair."
Teacher who has overheard the conversation: "Wow, that's more than I spent for my wedding!"
Teen Girl: "Yeah, well you can get married three or four times, but a prom is a once in a lifetime experience."
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
No ball room.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
Vote:
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
Vote:
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish?
Kim: I..
*Kanye grabs mic*
Kanye: She do.