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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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