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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers? 1. Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles. 2. Hunters always....shoot twice. 3. Hunters love to...eat what they shoot!
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: hunting, love, women
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
A guy went to a casino and lost all 10 000$. Swearing for the situation he goes to a taxi driver and asks: I have lost all my money, please give me a ride back home for free. Fuck off, no money, no ride. The next day the guys come to casino again and this time he successfully won all the money back and 10 000$ extra. Hi goes out of the casino happily and sees five taxis, and the last car is the one, which refused to give a ride for free yesterday. He goes to the first taxi and says: Will you take me home for 100$ Sure! But when you take me there you'll have to do the blow-job as well Fuck off, man.. The guys goes to all next three cars and the story repeats. Finally he goes to the last taxi driver, who refused to help a day ago, and says: Will you take me home for 100$? Sure! Deal, but you have to pass through those other four taxi drivers very, very slowly.
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has 70.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: dirty
"Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?" "Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!"
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has 70.97 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: dad, school
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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has 70.96 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
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has 70.96 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
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has 70.95 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: racist
Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? When the kids are in college.
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has 70.93 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: baby, college, kids, marriage, wife
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
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