Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? A: Because he was squatting.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.