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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween that in the end I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in. Forget the ships. My lighthouse, my rules...
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A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. "I am." said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." "No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. "Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob? A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
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has 70.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, wife
W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.
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has 70.99 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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has 70.99 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, marriage, redneck
A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret, but didn't wear a balaclava. He told all in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them. One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the robber promtply shot him. The robber asked if anyone else had seen his face. One customer, gazing intently at the ground, said "I think my wife got a glimpse"
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has 70.95 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wife
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
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has 70.93 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: car, money, Yo mama
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: IT
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