Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.