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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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