Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.