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Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...
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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the donkey. "Your name is written inside the cover."
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, cowboy, time
Nurse: "If youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them in half." Me: [visibly confused] Wife: "The grapes, not the baby."
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, wife
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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has 70.72 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, flirt, Halloween, party
A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence, the woman said. For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, husband
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers? A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, gay, sex, sport
A female school teacher comes up to a parent at a parent meeting and says, "You know, your son called me a prostitute!" Dad calls up his son and says: "So this teacher teaches you, helps you, wants you to get good grades and for all that you call her a prostitute?? what do you care about what she does after work?"
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
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has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, fitness, gym
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two - one to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drug, ethnic, light bulb
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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has 70.71 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, teacher
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