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Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
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What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A rumor.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A: A sunken chest with no booty!
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