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A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh.. well.. ah.. well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!" His mom says, "Why?" And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up."
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has 70.78 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
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has 70.75 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, democrat, food, political
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
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has 70.75 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: car, money, Yo mama
A guy went to a casino and lost all 10 000$. Swearing for the situation he goes to a taxi driver and asks: I have lost all my money, please give me a ride back home for free. Fuck off, no money, no ride. The next day the guys come to casino again and this time he successfully won all the money back and 10 000$ extra. Hi goes out of the casino happily and sees five taxis, and the last car is the one, which refused to give a ride for free yesterday. He goes to the first taxi and says: Will you take me home for 100$ Sure! But when you take me there you'll have to do the blow-job as well Fuck off, man.. The guys goes to all next three cars and the story repeats. Finally he goes to the last taxi driver, who refused to help a day ago, and says: Will you take me home for 100$? Sure! Deal, but you have to pass through those other four taxi drivers very, very slowly.
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has 70.75 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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has 70.75 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, flirt, Halloween, party
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
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has 70.75 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?" "My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, mean, relationship, sex
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: death, dentist, life, mean, redneck
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 70.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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has 70.74 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
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