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1st Eskimo: "Where did your mother come from?" 2nd Eskimo: "Alaska." 1st Eskimo: "Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself!"
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Q:How do crazy people go through the forest? A:They take the psycho path.
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Why don't men like to drink coffee at work? It keeps them awake.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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