A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.
A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.
Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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The United States Army will be making a new movie...
They'll be shooting in Iraq!
An aging man lived alone in Ireland.
His only son was in Long Kesh Prison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.
The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply.
"For Heavens SAKES, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!
At 4 A.M. the next morning a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.
Confused the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory?
The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes. Who survives?
America.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.