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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Two blond girls are discussing: "Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!" "Tell me about it! I got stuck too in the escalators."
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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