Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A: “Thanks for coming!”
There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk.
When the bar closed, he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk.
So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt.
Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much.
So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said;
"Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.