Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
Q: Why is horse racing so romantic?
A: Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A: “Thanks for coming!”
There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk.
When the bar closed, he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk.
So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt.
Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much.
So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said;
"Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.
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