Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a Widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center.
The two were at the same table, across from one another as the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered
the courage to ask her, " Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of ' careful consideration' , she answered "Yes. Yes, I will. "
The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places.
Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?" He couldn't remember.
Try as he might, he just could not recall.
Not even a faint memory.
With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her.
First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to.
Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.
As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart."
Then she continued, "I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."
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"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?"
"No, why?"
"Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl?
A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
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What are the small bumps around women’s nipples?
It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Why do women need guys?
Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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