I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru.
There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay window.
"We're still serving breakfast. And you have to order at the speaker," the clerk scolded.
I drove all the way around the building to the squawk box and ordered a breakfast sandwich.
"I'm sorry," she said, "we are now serving lunch."
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries.
After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here."
"At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
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Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles...
See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles...
See 83 errors, pitches computer.
Son: "Dad, I'm cold..."
Dad: "Stand in a corner, they're usually ninety degrees!"
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A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem.
Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.
The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it.
The woman replied, snorting pepper.
Your momma so fat...
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
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"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?"
"No, why?"
"Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl?
A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
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