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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Two blondes wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry." The other blonde leans inside and asks, "How about ME?"
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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know how the caller located him. The called said that the bird had landed on his balcony and kept repeating, "Hi, you have reached 555-1234. I can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message at the tone."
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools". "OK!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
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