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You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: IT
On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. "Give me a couple of steaks," he says. "We're out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken," says the butcher. "Hotdogs and chicken?!" yells the hunter. "How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?"
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, marriage, mean
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Knock knock Who's there? Double. Double who? W!
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has 70.42 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”
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has 70.42 % from 603 votes. More jokes about: sex
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
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has 70.41 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish, food
Jimmy was staring at a dog in the park whilst the dog was licking himself in inappropriate parts and said to his dad, "I wish I could do that." Jimmy's dad looked down at Jimmy and said, "Maybe if you ask the dog nicely, he might let you!"
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has 70.40 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up a finger and says, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?” He says, “Smaller?” She holds up two fingers and he says, “That’s it.” She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”
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has 70.40 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drug
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
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