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A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes. When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
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has 70.08 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, driving, stupid
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
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has 70.07 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, time, ugly, Yo mama
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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I have asked my mamma: "Mamma, why do we have 10 cock birds but only 1 hen?" Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."
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has 70.03 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, life, sex
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?" I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on." He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, kids
I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: airplane, lawyer
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize is given out. One week, Josi is presented with a toilet brush. "What the hell is this?" he asks the pastor. "Why, it's a toilet brush." "Ooh, I see," says Josi. A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Josi how the brush is working. "Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper."
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: church, disgusting, work
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