Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes.
When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner?
She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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I have asked my mamma: "Mamma, why do we have 10 cock birds but only 1 hen?"
Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."