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Q: When do accountants laugh out loud? A: When somebody asks for a raise.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
An FBI agent was interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit: "Did you notice anything special about the man?" asks the agent. "Yes," replied the teller. "He was better dressed each time."
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cop, money
Me driving by a Taco Bell. Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Two weeks later: Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Background Checks Required.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, management, mean
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, women
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: old people
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him. He says. "Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!" The man does that. The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins. Once again he drives past the policeman. "Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!" "I did," replies the man. "We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!"
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Two friends were having a discussion about their relatives.... "I'll never amount to anything in life..", said the one friend. "In fact, my uncle is the town drunk.." "Well...that's not too bad.", replied the other, trying to console his friend. "Where does your uncle live..?" "New York City..."
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drunk, life
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A rumor.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
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