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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
has 70.11 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
has 70.09 % from 656 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
has 70.08 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
has 70.08 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
has 70.07 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
has 70.06 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: fat, life, love, money, women
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
has 70.03 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
has 70.03 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: life
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