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My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?" I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on." He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, kids
I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize is given out. One week, Josi is presented with a toilet brush. "What the hell is this?" he asks the pastor. "Why, it's a toilet brush." "Ooh, I see," says Josi. A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Josi how the brush is working. "Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper."
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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you’re gonna die."
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A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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Women are looking for Mr. Right. Men are looking for Ms. Right Now.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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