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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Q: What's an actuary? A: An accountant without the sense of humor.
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Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing, "The pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers." "Oh, yeah?" her grandson replied, "So, why is their dad carrying that rifle?"
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Q: What did the fire monster that was slayed by the water monster say? A: "You're cold."
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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A couple was touring the capitol in Washington, DC, and the guide pointed out a tall, benevolent gentleman as the congressional chaplain. The lady asked, "What does the chaplain do? Does he pray for the Senate or House?" The guide answered, "No, he gets up, looks at both houses of Congress, then prays for the country!"
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Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
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Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: "I'm pasta."
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