I would make a science joke but all the good ones ARGON.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru. There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay window. "We're still serving breakfast. And you have to order at the speaker," the clerk scolded. I drove all the way around the building to the squawk box and ordered a breakfast sandwich. "I'm sorry," she said, "we are now serving lunch."
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman “Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?”
The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What did the Left Nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle he's a d*ck!...