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I would make a science joke but all the good ones ARGON.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru. There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay window. "We're still serving breakfast. And you have to order at the speaker," the clerk scolded. I drove all the way around the building to the squawk box and ordered a breakfast sandwich. "I'm sorry," she said, "we are now serving lunch."
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman “Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?”
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The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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What did the Left Nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle he's a d*ck!...
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