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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, life
What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k? A pain in the ass!
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has 70.01 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: gay
What are the small bumps around women’s nipples? It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
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has 70.00 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: sex
A female school teacher comes up to a parent at a parent meeting and says, "You know, your son called me a prostitute!" Dad calls up his son and says: "So this teacher teaches you, helps you, wants you to get good grades and for all that you call her a prostitute?? what do you care about what she does after work?"
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has 69.99 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: school
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 69.99 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
One day a young teen was in a church for the first time and he got a seat net to a not-so-good-looking woman. The pastor was preaching and he said: "Tell your neighbour how beautiful they are" and the boy stood up and said pastor "How can you expect me to lie in a church?"
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has 69.99 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: beauty, church, teen, women
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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has 69.99 % from 566 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, teacher
What’s a man’s ultimate embarrassment? Walking into a wall with an erection and hurting his nose.
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has 69.98 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: sex
One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read." The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: life
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