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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: school, weed
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, love
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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has 69.28 % from 380 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
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has 69.24 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: dirty, school, sex
A mother was arguing with her teenager and finally she reaches breaking point and blurts out, " I should swallowed you when i had the chance!"
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has 69.23 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Little Johnny got caught stealing in a FOOD 4 LESS and runs away from the cops. He runs towards his school and into his classroom. He asks his teacher "May I please hide in your classroom because I got caught stealing". The teacher says "Yes". Little Johnny first hides under a desk, but no, the cops can see him there. He then hides behind the door, but no, the cops can see him there. So the teacher suggested to little Johnny "Hide under my long, fluffy skirt". Little Johnny says "O.K." The cops arrive and ask the teacher "Have you seen a little boy around here?". The teacher replies "sorry, I haven't". When the cops left the classroom the teacher says" Johnny, the cops are gone.you can come out now". Little johnny replies" not yet, I got one more braid to go".
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has 69.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty
"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die." "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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has 69.20 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, dad, kids, sex
Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!!"
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has 69.20 % from 1037 votes. More jokes about: marriage
The fastest, most effective way to learn about servant leadership is to take a puppy for a walk.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dog, management
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