There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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"Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Jack, I don't have a mansion like Russell, or I don't have a Porsche like Martin, but I do love you and want to marry you."
"Oh, dear... I love you too... but, what was that you said about Martin?"
Q: What is another name for a gynecologist?
A: A private investigator.
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide.
"I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that."
Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him.
The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A: Cause it got stuck in a crack.
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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Bro, send me some good jokes.
Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend.
Good One! Send me more.
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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.
One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital.
He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?"
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.
Q: And his son?
A: Bill.
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom?
No?
Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.