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What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, men, sex
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
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has 69.25 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, sex
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 69.23 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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has 69.20 % from 1091 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, beauty, black people, parrot
Little Johnny comes home and tells his daddy, "Dad, tomorrow there's a special 'Adults' evening' at school. Daddy is surprised, "Really? Special?" "Yes," nods Johnny, "it will be just you, the teacher, the headmaster and two police officers."
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has 69.20 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: cop, dad, little Johnny, school
Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl? A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
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has 69.20 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
A woman walks into her doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I need to lose weight fast." And the doctor says, "Instead of putting food in your mouth, try putting it up your butt." Two months later she comes in and says, "Doctor, it's a dream come true. I'm half the size I was." But the doctor notices that she is bouncing up and down up and down... and he asks, "But where did you get this twitch?" The woman replies, "I don't have a nervous twitch, I'm chewing bubble gum."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, food, women
Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that.” The second woman proclaimed, “My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!” The third woman replied, “Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it’s going to be, when I finally get it…”
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, computer, husband, love
Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone asked. "Oh, not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer
A boastful hunter kept telling his buddies the same story, and they chided him for telling it over and over. He reminded them that they often tell the same stories. "Not so," said one friend. "We re-share, you repeat."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, hunting
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