Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.