Q: What is another name for a gynecologist?
A: A private investigator.
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.
One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital.
He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?"
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom?
No?
Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.
Q: And his son?
A: Bill.
A man farts in bed next to his wife.
His wife asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing."
She decides to get even, so she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."
He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Q: What's long and hard and full of semen?
A: A submarine.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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