Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till i hit the ground? The rest of your life...
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!