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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till i hit the ground? The rest of your life...
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!
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