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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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