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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
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has 68.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: democrat, ethnic, political
"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die." "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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has 68.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, dad, kids, sex
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
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has 68.76 % from 725 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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has 68.76 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, political
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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has 68.76 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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has 68.76 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A woman walks into a dildo shop to buy a dildo. After a few minutes of looking around she approaches the clerk. "Excuse me, do you have anything bigger?" She asks. The clerk shows her a few items on the shelf. "I'm looking for something bigger than those," she says. The clerk pauses for a moment, "I think I might have what you're looking for, but it's expensive." "Oh that's fine," she says. The clerk leads her to the counter where he was sitting and pulls out a massive chrome cylinder. "$500" he says. "Oh wow," says the woman, "that is expensive, but it's perfect." The woman hands the clerk $500 and happily leaves the store. The store owner comes out and asks the clerk, "so have you sold any dildos?" "No, but I sold my thermos for $500."
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A guy and a girl are roommates in college. The girl goes to a frat party, brings home another guy, fucks him, and then decides the next morning that she likes her roommate and therefore it's not going to work out. After her fling left, her roommate came up to her and: Him: "I think I found my soulmate in you..." Her: "Really?!" Him: "Yeah... uh... that guy you brought home last night?" Her: "Oh yeah. I don't care about him anymore." Him: "Great! So he's available?"
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: college, communication, gay, love, mean
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dentist, kids
Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won't suds up.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: April fools
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