Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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