Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.