Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.