Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.