Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.