Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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