Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.