Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.