When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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