When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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