When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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