When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.