When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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