When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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