When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Vote:
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Vote:
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Vote:
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Vote:
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Vote:
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Vote:
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Vote: