When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.