Joke #536

When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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