When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.