When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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