When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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