When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.