When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.