When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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