When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.