When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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