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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you. What do you do? U stop imagining...
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Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's house while the redhead's father was out. The father had a pet parrot, which he did n ot let anyone else touch. But, when he left, the girls took him out. The girls were playing with it, when the blonde grabbed the parrot and accidentally ripped out one of its wings. “Now you've done it!” the red head yelled at the blonde. “Go buy him another one just like that, here's some money.” The redhead went into her piggy bank and gave the blonde $50. “Okay,” said the blonde, “but it's going to hard to find a parrot with only one wing.”
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