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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"
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has 70.33 % from 884 votes. More jokes about: golf, marriage, time, wife, women
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
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has 70.33 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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has 70.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty, funeral, insulting, sex, wife
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
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has 70.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
I use camouflage condoms so they cant see me coming.
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has 70.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...
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has 70.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: IT
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