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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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has 68.23 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: asian, ethnic, mexican, travel
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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has 68.20 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, gay, sex
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
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has 68.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, men
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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has 68.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
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has 68.18 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, easter, sex
An alien lord lands in the middle of the desert and demands to see the ruler of all this planet and make it bow to his will, except he made two grave mistakes, first he landed in the middle of the desert, in the middle of the night and second he didn't know anything about the inhabitants. So he approaches the first life form he finds which was a gas pump and demands it to take him to the leader. Well it's a gas pump so it doesn't say anything obviously, getting aggravated he demands again but this time pulls his laser pistol and says "This is the last time I ask earthling!" Just then his general whispers to him "Hey calm down buddy don't mess with this guy, he's a badass motherfucker". Shrugging off his comrade he furiously demands a response and after brief moments of silence, he blasts the pump and BOOM! A huge explosion occurs and they land a mile away. As they sit there dusting themselves off the alien lord looks at the general and asks "We have conquered the cosmos and all sorts of life forms, I've never seen you sweat in the face of an adversary, how did you know this guy was such a badass motherfucker?" The general looks over and says "Man if you could wrap your dick around your body 3 times and then plug it in your ear, you are a badass motherfucker."
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has 68.17 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, life, morbid, vulgar
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, “You must be a dentist” The guy, surprised, says “Yes…how did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, “You must be a great dentist.” The guy, now with a boosted ego says, “Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… I didn’t feel a thing!”
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, doctor, love
Seems like school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: school, time
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 68.15 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"
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has 68.14 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, men, women
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