Q: What does the baker have under his apron?
A: Dough nuts.
Romi (to the doctor): "Doctor, my sister thinks that she is a lift."
Doctor: "Tell her to come in."
Romi: "I cannot"
Doctor: "Why so?"
Romi: "Because she does not stop at this floor."
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Q: How did the hail stone describe its life?
A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated on him.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells.
"You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"