Best jokes ever

A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
Vote:
has 68.37 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
A doctor asks a patient while examining her: How many sex partners did you have? 5 or 6, don't remember exactly.. Hmm, not that many... Yes, that wasn't the most successful weekend.
Vote:
has 68.37 % from 335 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Vote:
has 68.34 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
What does a man make best for dinner? Reservations.
Vote:
has 68.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: men
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
Vote:
has 68.32 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, political
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
Vote:
has 68.31 % from 452 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, prison, racist
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Vote:
has 68.30 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
A guy walks into an auto shop and says, "I'd like a gas cap for my KIA." The car mechanic thinks for a few seconds then says, "Ok, that seems like a fair trade."
Vote:
has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: car, mechanic
There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
Vote:
has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: math
A mouse and an elephant are walking through the forest. The elephant falls in a hole so the mouse gets his Porsche throws a rope down into the hole and pulls the elephant out. So they continue walking and the mouse falls into a hole. The elephant throws his dick into the hole and the mouse climbs out. Moral of the story: if you have a big enough dick you don't need a Porsche.
Vote:
has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, dirty, elephant
<<<405406407408
More jokes →
Page 405 of 1425.