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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night? A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and...
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A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother. When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, "I don't have that kind of money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back room. He unzips his pants and takes out his penis. The blonde gets on her knees, brings it toward her mouth and says, "Hello? Mom?"
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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