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Q: Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable? A: She wanted to mount the horse her way.
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Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, "I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10 but on one condition." "The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance,'What's your condition?" Phil answered, "Tell me your wish in just three words." There was a long pause, the woman opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to the man along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, "Clean my house."
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Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, travel
One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my kale?"
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy is relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "HANG ON TIGHT DADDY! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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