Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
*How girls become friends*
Omg I love your shoes!
*How guys become friends*
Excuse me sir, I see you fuck bitches, I myself, also fuck bitches.
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Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing not more than fifty feet from them.
The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes. Then, as the bear slowly approached them, he furiously attempted to lace them up.
The second man, somewhat confused, looked at the first man and said, "Whaddya doing? Running shoes ain’t gonna help! You can't outrun that there bear!"
"I don't need to outrun the bear, buddy," said the first man, "I just need to outrun you."
Romi (to the doctor): "Doctor, my sister thinks that she is a lift."
Doctor: "Tell her to come in."
Romi: "I cannot"
Doctor: "Why so?"
Romi: "Because she does not stop at this floor."
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Q: How did the hail stone describe its life?
A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.