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A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, “You must be a dentist” The guy, surprised, says “Yes…how did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, “You must be a great dentist.” The guy, now with a boosted ego says, “Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… I didn’t feel a thing!”
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, doctor, love
Seems like school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: school, time
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 68.15 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"
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has 68.14 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, men, women
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
After nine years of marriage, a butcher's wife is tired of her husband's morning flatulence. She warns him that he'll fart his guts out. One night, the wife decides to put pig scraps in his pants, so he will think that he actually farted his guts out and stop the flatulence. The next morning, the husband goes to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he comes out and says, "You were right about me farting my guts out. But with the grace of the dear Lord and these two fingers. I got them back in there!"
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, husband, marriage, wife
Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A: Wet noses.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, dog
Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won't suds up.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: April fools
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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