Do you know how to play gay poker? Queens are wild and straights don’t count.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.