Best jokes ever

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
A father, as he was going home, he saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy. "In our home, young man, we turn of the light at 11 o'clock, sharp!" "Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That's so convenient! Thanks!"
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dad, kids, time
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Cletus Cletus goes to work and sees that one of his co-workers has a thermos. He asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." Cletus was amazed and when he got home immediately went out and bought one. The next day he goes to work and is proud that he has this wonderful object. The same co-worker realizes he has a thermos and says, "What do you have in it?" He says, "Soup and ice cream!"
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: food, life, work
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: beer, fart, husband, life, wife
When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: kids
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game