You must keep in shape. My grandmother started walking five kilometers when she was 60 and now she's 97, and we don't have a clue where she is!
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
An old couple gets pulled over and... Lady cop:"May I see you license and registration sir?" Old man:"Ugh, what did she say?" Old wife:"She needs to see you license and registration dear." The old man hands it to the lady cop and... Lady cop:"Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a lover from New York, he was the worst lover I ever had." Old man:"Ugh, what did she say?" Old wife:"Nothing dear, she thinks she used to know you."
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.