Yo momma's so fat...
She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
What's the definition of bravery?
A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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An 87-year-old man chats with his doctor: "So, I'm getting married again next week, doc!"
"Oh, that's wonderful! And how old is the bride?"
"She's 19."
"That's fantastic – but I have to warn you, too much action in the bed can be deadly!"
"Ah well, if she dies, I'll just have to remarry."
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Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
A: Wrap music!
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.
The guy asks, "What's this about?"
The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.