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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dentist, kids
Your best friend has three girlfriends. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me. All 3 want to do something special so they set up some dates. Three days ago Doe kisses him. Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex. Yesterday, who sucks his dick?
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has 67.52 % from 1400 votes. More jokes about: dating, sex
Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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has 67.51 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 67.51 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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has 67.50 % from 985 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
One day in the city a bus driver was making his usual stops. At the first stop a woman came to the front of the bus to get off. She turned to the bus driver and said, "I think I was just molested back there." The bus driver looked at her and said, "Not on my bus. You couldn't have been." So, he lets her off and drives on. He comes to the next stop and another woman comes to the front to get off. She, too, looks at the bus driver and says, "I think I was just molested back there." Now the bus driver thinks that something has to be wrong, to get two complaints like this in one day is just unheard of. He gets up out of his seat and goes to the back of the bus. To his surprise there is a bald guy crawling on the floor on his hands and knees. The bus driver says, "Sir, what are you doing?" The man looks at him and says, "I lost my toupee. I thought I found it twice, but I lost it again."
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, women
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, ethnic, military, war
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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has 67.48 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: life
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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has 67.47 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
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