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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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