The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.