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At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage. "Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other." "You're wrong," the young man declared. "For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account."
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: money, party, time, wedding
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, ethnic, military, war
A guy walks into an auto shop and says, "I'd like a gas cap for my KIA." The car mechanic thinks for a few seconds then says, "Ok, that seems like a fair trade."
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: car, mechanic
I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: women
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?" But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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has 67.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, hospital, nurse
Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."
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has 67.83 % from 635 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, weather
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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