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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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How can you tell if a man is aroused? He's breathing.
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We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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A very old man went to a church, making this confession: - Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an 21 year old woman. - When was the last time you made a confession? - I never have, I am Jewish. - Then why are you telling it to me? - I am telling it everybody ...
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One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair smells really nice today.” She grimaces and stomps into her manager’s office. She says,”I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!” and then relates what happened. The manager says, “What’s wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?” Furious, she snarls, “He’s a midget!”
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The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!" The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence? Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue." "That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white." Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too." Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?" The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?" Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely sh*t my pants."
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How do you know when you honeymoon is over? When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.
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