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You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.
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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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A colleague was planning a trip to my business office and asked if I could find him a hotel with exercise facilities. I called several hotels, with no luck. Finally, I thought I had found one. I asked the receptionist if the hotel had a weight room. "No," she replied, "but we have a lobby and you can wait there."
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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