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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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Q: Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? A: So they don't whistle on the way down.
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I would make a science joke but all the good ones ARGON.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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What does a man make best for dinner? Reservations.
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. "Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five f*cking times."
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Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
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