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A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!" The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"
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Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? A: Liar.
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said, "You know,it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies, "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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A man bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, "How much should I pay to turn right?" The Policeman was astonished and asked, "Why are you asking like this?" Then man showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: "Free Left Turn"
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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