How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
How can you tell if a man is aroused? He's breathing.
We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."