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Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Dear God!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
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After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked, "What steps would have prevented you from leaving?" My answer: "Birth control."
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Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you. What do you do? U stop imagining...
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 67.64 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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has 67.63 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
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has 67.63 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, sex
What do a gynecologist, and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it!
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has 67.62 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown. She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep. She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?" The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?" "Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car. The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"
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has 67.61 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, dog, math, money
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