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There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
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has 67.47 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: math
What did the two tampons say to eachother? Nothing , because they were both stuck up bitches.
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has 67.47 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: dirty
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?" But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, hospital, nurse
A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention. The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?" The Yale grad responded, "They taught us not to piss on our hands."
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
A college economics professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his student. "And who is known as the father of modern economics?" the professor asked. "I don't know," the student said. "Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Wilson, you would know," said the professor. "That's not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: college, school, student, teacher
What do women and condoms have in common? If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.
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has 67.43 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: women
Teacher: "Who can tell a story?" Little Johnny: "Our maid's ass." Teacher: "Why?" Little Johnny: "Last night daddy touched her ass and was whispering: 'A wonderful story.'"
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has 67.39 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says 'Doctor brains $8.00 a pound' and another sign that says 'Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 a pound, truck driver $40.00 a pound and lawyers brains $90.00 a pound.' So he asks the man behind the cash register, how come his brains are only worth 8.00 and a lawyer's worth 90.00? The man replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?
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has 67.39 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: doctor, lawyer, money, nurse
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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has 67.39 % from 956 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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