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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"
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Q: Why do we have to be quiet in church? A: Because people are sleeping!
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