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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
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The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job. "Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks. "I can do great bird impressions", the man replies. "Pssh, a lot of people can do that". "Oh well", the man says and flies away.
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