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Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
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has 67.49 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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has 67.48 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Why do women have two holes so close together? A: In case you miss.
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has 67.47 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay
A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention. The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?" The Yale grad responded, "They taught us not to piss on our hands."
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
A college economics professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his student. "And who is known as the father of modern economics?" the professor asked. "I don't know," the student said. "Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Wilson, you would know," said the professor. "That's not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: college, school, student, teacher
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kids
A lady tells her husband, “My gynecologist said I can’t have sex for two weeks.” He replies, “What did your dentist say?”
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: sex
*Girl is crying* Dad: Why you crying? Girl: My boyfriend dumped me! Dad: (Grabs shot gun) I'll be back.. A while later dad comes back Girl: What the hell! why did you go kill him! Dad: I didn't Girl: Where did you go? Dad: To get you icecream :D Girl: Why the hell did you bring the shot gun?! Dad: So I could get it for free!
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has 67.46 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, women
Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up. The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.” The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.” “That’s what my father says.”
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has 67.46 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, dirty
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