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Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, technology
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," He responded. "Oh, killing any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, beer, men, phone, women
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: April fools
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, ugly
A blonde enters a library. She goes to the counter and says "I'll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola." The librarian says "Ma'am this is library." So the blonde leans in and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, business, food, stupid
An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman's apartment. After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed. Afterward, they're both laying there, staring at the ceiling. The old man is thinking, “Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her.” The old lady is thinking, “Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken off my panties.”
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has 66.96 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, old people, romantic, sex
A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
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has 66.96 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: math
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 66.93 % from 423 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
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