Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
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A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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A: In the mainstream.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die?
A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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