Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.