Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
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A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!