Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
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Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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