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Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.
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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
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Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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