Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
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A: In the mainstream.
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A: Because its underground.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die?
A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.