Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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