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Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.
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Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
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Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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