Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
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A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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