Why is the position 69 like driving car in a rush hour traffic?
Cause asshole is always in front of you.
There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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A patient that was waiting for a heart transplant has the chance to choose tree alternatives:
1. One heart is from a young athlete that died from a car accident.
2. Second is the heart of a business man that never smoked or drunk that died from an airplane accident.
3. The last one is a lawyers heart that died after 30 years of experience.
I'll take the lawyers heart.
After the transplant, the doctor asks the patient:
"Why did you choose the lawyers heart?"
"Simple! I chose the heart that was less used..."
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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To help someone before they commit a crime means you are their accomplice.
To help someone after they commit a crime means you are their attorney.
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.