Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
To help someone before they commit a crime means you are their accomplice.
To help someone after they commit a crime means you are their attorney.
A patient that was waiting for a heart transplant has the chance to choose tree alternatives:
1. One heart is from a young athlete that died from a car accident.
2. Second is the heart of a business man that never smoked or drunk that died from an airplane accident.
3. The last one is a lawyers heart that died after 30 years of experience.
I'll take the lawyers heart.
After the transplant, the doctor asks the patient:
"Why did you choose the lawyers heart?"
"Simple! I chose the heart that was less used..."
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes.
They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.