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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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has 66.14 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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has 66.12 % from 353 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: technology, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm." "Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?" "I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, doctor, food
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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